O.K., here’s the problem –
you’re an ultra-orthodox Jewish sect
you want to show the world you’re against same-sex marriage by protesting at a Gay Pride Parade
but to do so would mean exposing members of . . .
your sect to the abominable sight of gay couples holding hands, kissing, hugging one another
oy vey, oy vey !
what to do?
what to do?
now me – I would have blindfolded the buggers, led them into position, and stuck a placard in their hand
but this orthodox sect devised a rather different solution to the problem
